whorville:

It’s not gay if its on the moon

witchpop:

you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly

purplefridge:

that text post is pretty relatable. a bit too relatable in fact. the blood tests came back in. we’re brothers

catswithbenefits:

i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars

rabioheab:

just found out that abraham lincoln got shot. WTF. did not see this one coming. who will be president now? 

thekingofvikings:

trainerjessikawantstobattle:

Pokemon X/Y is going to be set in France.

Yay! We can finally run from trainer battles!

colorado-wannabe:

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”

pleatedjeans:

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